Against all odds I round something to cheer me up today which I actually found funny
but you mightn't find it unny or maybe I have a weird sense of humour

so we were just vsing rootyhill today and like well in the first half someone elbowed Katie over and called her a fat mole, the thing was that this girl was about 5times as fat as Katie and as u can guess five times as fat as any 16 year old is significantly big. So anyway slight exxageration, but you get what I mean she was fattttter than Katie. I didn't however find this funny though, I was quite angered, and Katie was quite sad because the REAL fat mole had pushed her on the ground. So I mustered THE haughtiest sneeringest voice I could and scoffed as loudly as possible "Did SHEE just call you a fat mole?!" I said incredulously and added another scoff on the end for extra effect suggesting that the nasty girl shoulda been calling herself the fat mole. I was very angry because Katie was sad

so like ff and later in the game we were beating them so I went around calling all my friends fat moles and we lived happily ever after ... No they would just laugh coz I was kidding of course. So anyway tha fat mole who called oTis a fat mole went off for a while because she was a fat mole and then she came back on and heard me calling my friend jazzmine a fat mole. Consequently she proceeded to tell me to go back to my country you stupid Indian Fter which I ignored and called her a fucking dickhead as I nicely explained to her that me calling my friends fat moles has absolutely nothing to do with her after which she told me to go back to my country again to which I replied kindly " this IS my country faggot" and the she goes "yeah But your black bitch"
HAHAHAHa that is the funniest thing I've heard in my life
haha and I couldn't stop cracking up
my friend Jazmine mightve ripped her head off but it was funny and I was going to say some more nasty things to her like did Kevin increase your children allowance in the budget this year?" or maybe "go fuck your dad"
hut I only say those things when i am angry
and I was nt angry because it was hillarious and listening to jazz threaten the fat mole was also fairly funny! And I was cracking up until the ref told jazz to watch her mouth because the fat mole was hdjejdj her and so the ref noticed their nice convo