Men who got caught raping goats and then the goat's owners are trying to make them marry the goat so he gets money
A group of weight watchers people went into the room and the floor fell in
And also, someone entered the Archibald Prize (portrait competition) with a painting which showed dennis ferguson in the background
And this is a shout out to mr eric owusu-sekyere: Yesterday i was waiting at the bus stop, and i saw a guy walk past with a little pink backpack, and i thought of you.hahaa.
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