'absence makes the heart grow fonder.'
<3.
So true, i love youse all and it sucks not seeing many people after formal, where everyone looked crazy hot.also a shoutout to a little boy in africa who's going mad with vicky withdrawl syndrome. VWS is so contagious, so youse all better get vaccinated. Okay, i'll stop saying youse. Its something noorbillygeeehuman would say.
nd yay, my family is leaving for china without me. If anyone can actually be screwed to plan a party for me, be my guest as long as youseee (last time i promise) don't all get wasted and make me hire a maid or something to clean up.
since all you crazy kids are leaving for the land of chingchong and india, narnia or whatever, i'd like to say one thinggg.
have fun, get your SWINE FLU SHOT FIRST, don't fall in those hole toilets and bring extra paper to wipe your bum, don't buy market food in china, why don't i just make a list now LAWL.
- haggle with shop people, but when they start swearing at you, get the hell out. aggro asians screaming out DILL NAY FAY POR.
-exploit the fact that your taller than 98% of the asian population. feel superior ahahas
- remember to convert your cash. $$$ Paying in aussie dollars doesn't really work, believe it or not.
-bring your passport to the airport. nuff said.
- don't forget your phone so you can call people long distance.
- watch out. people spit like crazy on the sidewalks. Learn to dodge haha.
- don't eat frog, don't eat snake, don't eat turtle, don't eat WHALE!.
- don't get ripped off by fakes. If something's LV, and its going for 5 yuan, its probably not genuine..
- buy vicky a souvenir. a reallll good one ahah.
and i'm out. :) I haven't blogged in craploads, sorry tammy!
I'm having a pretty good holidays. Been out shopping way too much, eating way tooo much junk and watching too much TV. Hope yours have been even betttter.
Also, lets be nicer to the less fortunate people of the world. Its alright to have a laugh sometimes and bitch, but when its hyperoffensive, thats not coool in the least. Watching TV and going HAHA YOUR FAT at every biggest loser contestant does not make you any skinnier, and like sg said, calling someone UGLY doesnt make your hothotsmokingHOT. No fingers pointed, lets just be superduper nice so we don't end up on santa's blacklist and end up gettting a stinky sock this XMASSS. Have the bestest, most legen-wait for it- dary ( haha sorry about that) christmas everrr and a super new year. Make some resolutions and stick to 'em.
Mine? bitch less, love more, run more, eat healthier, study more, volleyball more, become well read and intelligent (HAH), be more thoughtful, learn to kick a soccer ball without airswinging -_-*, and bake a cheesecake.
Love the fat pig in the curly wigggg.!
