So today after watching 17AGAIN (BEST MOVIE EVEEERRRRR), i took the bus home. The 'magical state transit bus with fat ladies shouting abuse at horny little kids' bus.
Yes, lovely. So there was this fat lady, and she was out on parole or something from jail, and she was full swearing on the bus about how she was going to 'effing kill this guy..' .
And so this little kid with his little scooter randomly joined in the ranting fat lady's conversation to her other HARDCORE bikie friends.
FL (fatlady): ...how much does that 'F-ing' earnn..
GLK (gross little kiddy): earn spermmm. *haha,
FL: I'm gonna F-ing Shat (with an i) in your mothereffing face..
DUDE, that kiddy was 11.
Ok.. I'm gonna stop now. But this continues for about 10 more minutes, where the FL threatens the GLK like three times, while the little kid talks about his thing..
I hate state transit buses..8(