This morning, I had a dream. For some reason I basically ALWAYS dream about school,soccer etc. like anything that either takes up ALOT of my time physically and/or mentally. I've been away from school so long I've lost the ability to write a PROPER sentence. That's why the second sentence doesn't make any sense.
ANYWAYS back to my dream right. Well it was really confusing. (BTW this isn't in chronological order...just how I remember it). Ok well I was standing like you know that passageway that takes you to the library/maths rooms B11-B13/14?. Well Ying was there and I was telling her how I dreamed about her get-together party thing. Then I woke up in my dream (I am still asleep at this point like in real life) and I was talking to Ying on msn about how I dreamt about her party. Weird right.? No. More like confusing.
So the next thing I remeber I'm back at that passageway place and I'm about to go pay for something. Well instead of going through the easy way-the one pas the library, I decide to go all the way back to the front of the school and pay from there. So I pay and blablabla im about to go to class/reccess? well something after paying so i start heading towards the office exit facing the library. Then Mrs.Male jumps infront of me with a monkey/someanimal mask on and asks me where I'm going. So naturally I swear out of fright and she gives me an arvo. All I said was WTH.
Then she tells me I'm not allowed to walk through the office and she leads me and you won't believe it --Shaq's son (yeah wtf is he doing in our school right) out the door back the way I came. So heres me and this dude like he wasn't really important because nobody payed attention to him. ANYWAYS she takes us out and SUDDENLY theres this weird bit of our school I've never seen b4. Its like a magical land in between admin block and the next bunch of science classrooms.
SOooo in this land there are like weird holy? surreal people ALL dressed in white. Umm theres like a river and people are swiiming in it and theres like two...like square unit things on either side of the river AND theres a Waterfall like 2 m from where everyone's swimming. Well something happens and suddenly we're looking for easter eggs. Now theres like Jungle everywhere and I spot this kid eating the easter eggs we were supposed to collect and not eat. So I say THAT"S not FAIR! and someone chucks me in the river and I go down the waterfall...
And then I'm in the space between Admin and the science block again...but its really different coz there are houses and stuff. So me and this kid are told to go down these MASSIVE stairs and catch an animal. The stairs are like 1.5 m high and going down the first one I cut myself and Mrs.Male laughs at me. So then to spite her or something I run down the rest of them uninjured. Then running around in the grass is a LOBSTER. So determined to beat the other kid I run after the bloody thing.:S. So im running and the stupid thing isnt even fast but i dont wanna touch it in case it bites me...
so im trying to find a stick to bash the lobster's head in and then the STUPID lobster follows me around. So i FINALLY find a stick and bash the lobster's head in and pick it up and take it back to somewhere. Suddenly I'm in hells kitchen and gordon ramsay is shouting at me. Stuff happens i get told to f off the show with my lobster and then I walk out and suddenly im in mrs males office and shes thanking me for the relly nice lobster I provided for their staff lunch.
THE END
PS. Did that confuse you? Well imagine dreaming it all in ONE SECOND. Now that's confusin Aye.
Because one second is how long one dream lasts. So you have 384729384723894723984723847* dreams every night.
*thats number's made up BTw
