Disclaimer: I'm sorry if i sound like a bitch below, i'm jst in a not very good mood and feel the need to rant.
Wow, this is only the 2nd post today. I guess everyone's excitement at getting a new blog finally wore out. Like, when you get a new car, you want to sit in it all the time cos its new and shiny, and then afterwards it loses that new car smell and its jst any old car. Like, when you first get a new phone, its so new looking that you swear you'll take super good care of it so that it will stay beautiful forever..but one month later its scratched and there are multiple cracks across the screen from dropping it too much. (Anyone who has seen my phone knows who wrote this now.) Anddd like, when you get a boyfriend, at first its new and exciting and you think he's the hottest thing on earth, but then a week later, you realise that he has ugly small squinty eyes and you dump him. Ha, n0 i didnt mean that. But seriously, if your boyfriend has small squinty eyes you SHOULD dump him, cos you can't gaze lovingly into his eyes if you cant even tell if they're open. Sorry for any asian guys reading this. I have nothing against you. I jst think big eyes are nicer to look at.
Speaking of eyesss, faroutt, there are even more shadows around my eyes now cos i got minimal sleep all last weeeeek. And apparently it looks purple. GEES, its so friggin annoying having this conversation a million times a day:
XYZ: Are you wearing mascara/eyeliner/eyeshadow/makeup?
Me: Um, no, my eyes are jst like that.
XYZ: As if/Are you sure?/Really? Cos it sure looks like it
Me: Farout, i'll prove it. (Proceeds to rub my finger across my eyelid) See?
Gees, just cos society and media has idealised the way girls should look doesnt mean that everyone should go around wearing makeup to try and achieve that perfect look. And seriously, if youre ugly, piling on heaps of makeup doesnt make you prettier AT ALL, so stop it, please, cos looking at people trying so hard to look good is annoying. And its not like anyone at school actually cares how you look so youre jst wasting time that could be otherwise spent on more important things, like sleeping in an extra hour rather than going through that strenuous make up routine.
ahh, i was actually planning to post about something entirely different but i guess thats enough for the day. Sorry if i offended anyone. Unless you're the person that i actually targeted my ranting at because you really piss me off and you shouldnt say hypocritcal crap about me. OKay, i'll stop being
such.
a.
bitch.
now.
